City braces for total demolition
Bridge closed after rocket test
Officials say the crater is "basically a feature now".
Local man flies, briefly
Witnesses report a double jump, then a jetpack, then a wall.
Weather: raining letters
Expect heavy paragraphs this afternoon, clearing by evening.
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The council met late into the night to discuss what everyone already knew: the page was not going to survive the weekend.
"We have rebuilt it before," said a spokesperson, standing in a scorched hole where the footer used to be.
Readers are advised to stay behind thick headlines and avoid long sentences.
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1. Where did the nav bar go?
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2. In defence of the humble paragraph
"Nothing on this page is load-bearing."
@kaboom
first
@readerX
who keeps shooting the comments
@mod
please stop
@kaboom
no
@readerX
ok fair